ejacutastic:

pizzaforpresident:

I’m so done with this planet

this woman saved two people

and you’re showing everyone that her bathing suit slipped whILE SHE WAS DRAGGING LIMP DROWNING PEOPLE OUT OF THE OCEAN

this is why we can’t have nice things

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

(Source: finch, via bertmacklin)

(Source: pasylree, via autumninthefall)

Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

colorfulrussianfireworks:

iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS

(Source: bodylangvage, via johnquincyadams)